Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for May 18, 2003
Woman: Excuse me, miss. My drink spilled. You'd better clean it up. Man 1: Here you go, lady. Woman: What? That's her job! Man 2: Not anymore. Man 1: Best get crackin', ma'am. Woman: But... but this is a $500 dress! Man 2: You should've thought of that before you spilled your drink! Man 1: Don't forget about the grout between the tiles. Clare: Sigh. Woman: Miss, could you open this ketchup packet? I just had my nails done.