Luann by Greg Evans for January 13, 2017
dez: why do you assume piro stole the tv? other people do wear scarves, y'know. bernice: true... bernice: i met this guy, nil, who wore a scarf. except nil is too scrawny to take a tv. but wait- his pal, jack, could carry five tvs!! dez: bern? listen to me. the scarf doesn't matter. just do your r.a. job and report thie stolen tv. does your form have a checkbox for that? bernice: no!