Luann by Greg Evans for December 27, 2014
Mom: "A New Year's party? Sure. I'd rather our daughter was here than who-knows-where" Dad: "Exactly. I wanted to tell her "Ok", but I said I'd talk with you" Mom: "Well, how thoughtful. I really appreciate that" Dad: "Actually, I told her that so she wouldn't think I'm a softy" Mom: "Oh. I see" Dad: "(sigh) Why don't I quit while I'm ahead?"