Luann by Greg Evans for July 28, 2013
Dad: "Good morning! Boy, I sure didn't sleep much. Too excited about today!" Luann: "Today? What's today?" Dad: "You kidder! Like you haven't been planning for weeks! It's parents' day! I can't wait to open all my cards and gifts!" Dad: "So when do the festivities begin? Are the gifts piled in the living room?" Luann: "Does a parent making wisecracks deserve gifts?" Mom: "No, only the one making an omelet"