Luann by Greg Evans for April 07, 2013
Dad: "Why are you mincing around like a ballerina?" Luann: "I'm being GRACEFUL, dad. I'm done floppin' all over the place like a schlumpy sack of potatoes. From now on, I'm ladylike and elegant!" Dad: "Uh-what happened to ladylike and elegant?" Luann: "I decided to be an elegant sack of potatoes. See the pinky?"