Luann by Greg Evans for March 21, 2013
Delta: "Wanna talk boyfriends? Ok. Where's YOURS, Bernice?" Bernice: "Zane had to go to veterinary school. At least I dated. You've never even HAD a boyfriend" Delta: "I don't want a BOY-friend. I want a mature, serious, committed man to be my life partner in improving the world" Delta: "He just doesn't happen to go to our school" Bernice: "No. Plus, the pope isn't allowed to marry"