Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for January 01, 1995
Transcript:
Luann: Look what I got for Christmas, Bernice- the mystic wizard! He knows exactly what's gonna happen in the new year! Bernice: Good. Let's be on the super bowl. Luann: Be not disrespectful, Bernice! The wiz has powers beyond comprehension!! Bernice: Like your stupidity. Luann: Oh mystic wizard, reveal the future: Will Aaron Hill notice me this year? Wizard: Yes. Luann: Yes!! oh, thank you! thank you!! I bow to your awesomeness. Bernice: will Aaron ever do more than just notice here? Wizard: Ha! Fat chance! Luann: Dumb toy. Bernice: Poor wiz. Didn't even know how to lie to save himself....
Wonder what Google, Echo, Siri or Cortana will answer to the Aaron Hill question.