Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for February 02, 1992
Transcript:
luann: hm...let's see... luan: puddles, is this entry number 4,261 or 4,262? luann: dear diary: this past week was a total disaster. we're talking federal emergency relief here luann: i mean, it was like, steamed cauliflower icky. fingernails on a blackboard irritating. luann: it was freddy krueger ugly. bathroom scale depressing. looking for a flattering swimsuit pointless. luann: but, diary, my horoscope said: "you will have a week that's 'moon-lit, beach' romantic, 'mountain-meadow' beautiful and 'day at the mall' fun!" luann: why is my life so "blend on high speed" mixed-up?