More good news for Dogpatch! Some of the “rubbish” in the bomb making process will not be dumped on you, as we have found a beneficial use for it. The chemical hydroflurosilicic acid, more commonly known as “flouride” will be added to your water wells and your water supply sources to allow your children to eat all the sugar they want and never have cavities. We get rid of the rubbish and you rid yourselves of tooth decay. Uncle Sam is watching out for dogpatch and all U. S. citizens. Happy New Year!