I still like the “eyes of my mother-in-law” comment - perfect, Ronshua.
(And if all my neighbors had sworn to kill me and kept trying to, year after year, I would probably be a little paranoid, too. I would also arm myself as strongly as possible - makes sense, doesn’t it? Could you really blame me? Plus, of course Hamas has said many times, NO Israel, period. NO coexistence - Jews can live there as long as they obey Muslim precepts, but not as Jews or Israelites.)