La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for September 09, 2005
Woman: The Chupacabra is proof that the immigration system is broken! Man: Whatever happened to good ol' American monsters? Like Frankenstein? Or Dracula? Cuco: Germany...Romania...King Kong! Hong Kong! Man: Terminator! Cuco: Austria! Man: Wrong! Cuco: Huh? Man: "Cullyforneeya"!