La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for June 27, 2005
Cuco: Oh yes, it's true! Prepare for a week of more Estar Wars, the latino version of "Star Wars" that no one absolutely no one has been clamoring for - not even second-nerdiest latino "Star Wars" superfan, little Alex Rivera of Wappingers Fall, New York. Alex: I do not approve of any "Latinoized" parody of my beloved "Star Wars" franchise! Cuco: The only problem is that the #1 latino "Star Wars" superfan is Lalo Alcaraz! Lalo: This is when the Sith hits the fan.