La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for April 02, 2005

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Cuco: I figured a good way to do taxes. Let me do yours! Eddie: How? Cuco: You declare your stated income... Then you make deductions based on moral outrage. The war in Iraq: Deduct $4,500. Alaskan oil drilling: $1,800. Destroying Social Security = $2,750. Eddie: I've been told I'm too cute to go to jail. Cuco: I was drunk.