La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for November 30, 2004
Eddie: If Alberto Gonzales is the new U.S. attorney general, he can help out our people! Cuco: Don't hold your breath, Eddie. Eddie: Maybe he can help out my cousin Memo. I think he has a little immigration problem. Cuco: Oh yeah? Memo: Hello?! I'm not from the middle east. I'm from middle east L.A.!