La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for September 15, 2003
Bill O'Reilly: Welcome to the no spin zone! I'm the fairly imbalanced Bill O'Reilly! News flash from the California recall - Lt. Gov. Cruz "Che Guevara" Bustamante was a member of a radical student group known a Mecha! These hotheaded hispanics call for the takeover of Aztlan, or the southwest. Heck, I think they want Mazatlan back, too! Listen up, Meha - keep your paws off Cancun. I have six condos there!