JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for April 02, 2006
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"I can't believe how fast the guy in first place is!" "I can't believe how slow the guy in last place is!" "Look! We're about to see a new record set in the 400 meter!" "I know! That kid is pretty fast!" "I'm talking about a record for slowness! Look at the dude in last place." "I'm fascinated by him! He's a human snail!" "What will become of the slowest man on Earth?" "He's here, Clarence. I know where he now works." POSTAL SERVICE Stamps