JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for July 24, 2005
"So, have you guys decided who will be the twins' godparents?" "The twins?" "Actually, we haven't even decided on Sunny and JoJo's godparents yet." "So, you haven't decided on the twins' godparents yet, huh?" "No, Crunchy." "'Cause I'm totally available." "Marcy and I have been up to our eyeballs in-" "I understand! I don't want to be pushy or anything." "Good." "I'll just leave my resume on your desk, and you can read it later." "Marcy, this is starting to get weird." "Clarence's resume is going to be tough to beat."