JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for October 10, 2004
Transcript:
"Alex, I'll take "A Star Is Born"" "It's the most ancient of all the constellations." "What is Ursa Major?" "Wow! You're very smart, Dexter!" "The tubes that make it work are called "magnetrons"" "Alex, what is a microwave oven?" "It is the 1956 smash hit that made Elvis Presley a mega-star" "Alex, what is "You Ain't Nothin' but a Hound Dog"?" "This tough cloth was named after the French city wehre it was made" "What is Denim?" "Who is Irving Berlin?" "What is the NASDAQ?" "Where are the Canary Islands?" I wonder why I don't get better grades in this school"
Man Dexter is smart.