JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for December 17, 2003
Transcript:
"I'm changing my ways, Joe! No more 'bah humbug' during the holidays!" "I'm going all-out! I'm gonna cover my house with twinkling lights!" "I'm going to buy a tree and adorn it with all kinds of ornaments" "I'm going to roast chestnuts on an open fire!" "Dude. Nobody actually does that."