JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for October 19, 2003
Transcript:
"Sorry, Clarence, I've decided not to make you best man at my wedding." "I've raised all 12 of you without favoring any one of you." "You're about to blow your final chance!" "If you're not going to name me or my brothers best man, who's it gonna be, dad?" "Riley Sammons" "Who?" "I know him from church" "Is he your buddy?" "Not really. He's just a guy who keeps a big smile on his face" "Even though he is in very poor health..." "He volunteers to help people, but he shuns any recognition" "riley Sammons is my idea of a 'best man'" "Wow. I see why." "I'm with the guys. I think dad is making this guy up."