JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for October 14, 2001
joe: Wow! I almost didn't recognize you, ashburn! usually, you're hidden behind a thick haze of cigarette smoke. joe: you look weird! Clean air! how long since your last cigarette ashburn? Man: It's been two months since the heart attack. i can take a hint. Joe: do you ever get the urge to pick up the habit again? Man: Sure, but I pick this up instead. Man: It reminds me of what is most important in life. joe: The wife and kids? Man: no, it's an x ray of my lungs!