JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for July 09, 2000

Transcript:

Marcy: Doctor appleby, I hope you've learned a lot on your visit to mercy general. Dr.: nine buildings...seventy different departments...fourteen hundred beds, and fifty thousand patients a year... dr. appleby: I'm gonna need more band aids! Man: Marcy, who is this kid you've been monitoring? Marcy: wicky, meet doctor appleby. Man: Cute! he's playing make believe! Marcy: No, he's not. that's his real name. Marcy: his mother wants him to be a surgeon...so she named him "Doctor" and dresses him in scrubs every day. Beep beep. Man: Is this your first time in a real hospital? Dr: Of course not! Dr.: I did my residency six years ago in maternity.