JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for May 07, 1998
Transcript:
Crunchy: Joe, I've suddenly realied that you are my best friend. nobody is as close to me as you are. Joe: That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me, crunchy. Crunchy: don't get excited yet. being my best friend may prove to be a horrible experience that you'll live to regret. Crunchy: I have a disturbing pattern of turning all of my friends into enemies. Even my own family is at war with me. Crunchy: you're the only person who doesn't give me the dry heaves. Joe: stop before I start crying.
Crunchy, you old softie, you!