JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for March 13, 1998
Transcript:
Boy: so you're just going to sit here and let gavin run off with your make pretend wife. dexter: I can't compete with the guy. dexter: he's out there throwing a real football very, very far. Boy: Wow! we can barely lift a real football. Dexter: A preschooler like me is a loser next to a second grader like him. boy: How many of these juice boxes have you had? Dexter: Don't you start preachin'!