JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for August 31, 1996
Transcript:
Dot: son, what on earth is that? Joe: marcy's got me hooked on this new monthly. dot: "paranoid parents magazine"? Joe: too bad you never had anything this good back when I was a baby. Dot: "I'm nine years old and I still wear pull ons" Joe: All true stories! scary,huh?