They swish, they stray, they sway, and always say “Don’t go that way!”. Of course in the “don’t ask, don’t tell” world, it’s only when the opposition liberal screws up that the screws in the press get tightened. Oh, yes, that “oh so liberal press”, owned by the biggest corporations in the world, never swaying the reportage to the right, “fair and balanced”, well, with a flair for the right, and the uptight, as long as their own aren’t caught in the night, or light of day, pants around their angles, taking a “wide stance” on the issue, or telling their wife who’s on the plug, they’re pulling the plug. Ah, noble nights of “Cramalot”, how may we bend to accommodate thy pachydermal package of joy and frivolity, so the world will not see the truth of your circumscribed logic, and tool, so firm, so fully packed, with the same old, “clap”!
They swish, they stray, they sway, and always say “Don’t go that way!”. Of course in the “don’t ask, don’t tell” world, it’s only when the opposition liberal screws up that the screws in the press get tightened. Oh, yes, that “oh so liberal press”, owned by the biggest corporations in the world, never swaying the reportage to the right, “fair and balanced”, well, with a flair for the right, and the uptight, as long as their own aren’t caught in the night, or light of day, pants around their angles, taking a “wide stance” on the issue, or telling their wife who’s on the plug, they’re pulling the plug. Ah, noble nights of “Cramalot”, how may we bend to accommodate thy pachydermal package of joy and frivolity, so the world will not see the truth of your circumscribed logic, and tool, so firm, so fully packed, with the same old, “clap”!