In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for March 02, 1997
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Duck: Yo, Dewey!! Get your rump roast over here!! Dewey, you are one pathetic excuse for a bovine. Your bloated, got a big gut. severe acne... fortunately, i've got just the cure.... Aerobics! ready? Here you go... Radio: Shake, shake, shake... shake, shake, shake, shake your booty!! Man: AAAH! Get my gun! Mad cow!! Radio: Shake, shake, shake! Shake your booty!!