Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for July 26, 2021
Ralston: Hi, kids! I'm your new nutrition teacher, Ralston Rabbit. According to the lesson plan, we're gong to be learning about the food pyramid today! Let's see... "counting Skittles as a day's serving of fruits... which peanut butter fillings offer the highest protein levels... corn syrup: the miracle vegetable..." You get graded on this?? Boy: Snacking between meals counts as extra credit!