Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for May 11, 2021
Tyr: So, you ready to fight? Captain Victorious: No! Why are we fighting? Tyr: To find out who's strongest!! Captain Victorious: Fine, but can we have some rules? No kicking, kneeing, scratching, elbowing, or headbutting. And we stop if anyone gets something in their eye. Tyr: You're gonna be shouting "time-out" every five seconds, aren't you? Captain Victorious: Hey, time-out are strategic!