Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for April 14, 2021
Bixby: Listen, Fritz, it's great you're loosening up, but... Fritz: Bixshby! My man! I love thish guy!! Bixby: You're taking this a little too far! Fritz: Hey, watch who yer shovin' there, Smurf face!! Bixby: Fritz! Think of your reputation!! Fritz: (I'm not really drunk, I'm just faking to be one of the guys. Don't worry!) Bixby: You old dog! A professional to the last! Fritz: Tyr!! Wrestle you for the last hot wing!