Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for November 30, 2020
Man: Tyr, why don't you share with the class the sort of environment in which you were raised? Tyr: Well, Norse culture values aggression. If you die heroically in battle you are taken to Valhalla... there you wage ware all day long and feast with Valkyries every night! Turtle: Fighting and partying with leggy blondes? I found my happy place! Weasel: Smite me in battle, great Tyr! Smite me!!