Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for October 25, 2020
Ralston: Listen, little girl, I'm flattered that you like me, but I don't think we're right for each other. Girl: But you're mature, sophisticated and classy! I love that in a man! Ralston: Really? You appreciate those things? Girl: Sure! Now c'mon! There's a knife fight down at the pier and I got twenty bucks riding on it!