Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for January 24, 2020
Voice: Help!! Somebody's robbing the Federal National Bank!! Ralston: You gonna go? Captain Victorious: Are you kidding? That bank is all the way across town! Look, there's a bank right across teh street. If that gets robbed, I'll go. Y'know... unless it's raining. Ralston: It's sad when a superhero can be outperformed by the mailman.