Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for December 12, 2012
Soldier: Awright men, this is it! The big time! I want everyone fully prepared and all your equipment in tip-top shape! Because once you get out there, there's no turning back! No playing around! This is...uh...what's that gun made out of soldier? Corporal Crisp: Marshmallow! Soldier: Is this some experimental weapon I don't know about? Corporal Crisp: And the bullets stay crispy in milk!