Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for February 14, 2012
scrappy lad: I'm sick of being a sidekick! I'm gonna be a real hero and face danger head on! I bet I'll be really good at it! Maybe they'll even put up a monument to me!! here lies scrappy lad got in way over his head scrappy lad: On second thought, maybe I'll just start a blog...
The web domain scrappylad.com is available.
(The previous owner committed suicide after being socially and mentally scrapped by Internet trolls.)