Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for February 02, 2011
Transcript:
bixby: Fritz, I've got a question about this health insurance you got me. fritz: What is it? bixby: Well, it seems to cover only very specific things... scratches? Bites? rabies? bubonic plague? When am I ever going to get those things?? fritz: that doesn't insure you, it insures other people against you. bixby: Well, get ready to make a claim...
Insurance policy terms in plain English: “YOU agree to pay us a monthly premium, which we may raise at any time for any reason. In return, WE agree to read your claim form and not laugh too obviously before we deny it.”