Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for October 21, 2010
woman: Tyr, you imbecile!! Tyr: aaa!! what? What?? woman: you're telling people we're dating?? Tyr: oh, well, perhaps I padded the truth a bit... woman: have you though how your wife might feel? Tyr: Ah, what she doesn't know won't hurt her. woman: But what she does know could hurt you... tyr: Do you smell lutefisk?