Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for July 15, 2008
Jenn Erica: I've always wondered - why aren't you "Dr." Negato? Mr. Negato: Because the doctoral thesis board denied me a PhD. Jenn Erica; Why? You're a great scientist! Mr. Negato: But they didn't like my thesis. Jenn Erica: Which was? Mr. Negato: The effects of hostage taking on PhD thesis boards.