Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for January 31, 2007
Man: Disney not letting us use their characters because we use tran fats is so petty. Ralston: Well, they do have a point about the health risks. Man: Oh, come on! There are bigger things at stake!! I mean, if we eliminate trans fats, do you have any idea what we'd have to give up?? Ralston: 10-year-olds having heart attacks? Man: Deliciousness!!