Imagine This by Lucas Turnbloom for February 02, 2015
Clovis: This is Robert, and... Aw, what can I say? He's a stupid plant. He dies a lot. Robert the plant: Stupid?! Clovis: We then get another plant, name it, "Robert," and so on, and so on.... Robert the plant: Oy! You wanna throw?! Clovis: ...And so on. Robert the plant: Aw crap. RIP.