Imagine This by Lucas Turnbloom for November 24, 2009
Wait, why do you want me to be the official thanksgiving turkey? Because! It's thanksgiving! It's a time to be thankful for what we have! I'm thankful for my turkey brethren. since it means so much to you, I want you to have the honor. I...I don't know what to say. (sniff) Just then, farmer Zeek arrived... Well I do! Dun, Dun, Dun! Gobble!