Herman by Jim Unger for September 13, 2000
September 12, 2000
September 14, 2000
Transcript:
"I think you'll find, Sir, our brochure says 'safe beach'. You must have gone into the ocean."
A girl lost a leg in North Carolina yesterday for the same mistake. Her father drove it off. (It will be good when they figure out how to regenerate limbs on humans.)