Heart of the City by Steenz for October 18, 2001
Mom: Heart, you are not going out on Halloween dressed as some Mel Brooks "Blazing Saddles" tart! Heart: It's "The Producers," Mom. Mom: Whatever. Hey, what about this "Precious Moments" bridal gown? That costume is so sweet! Heart: I'm a rhinestone gal trapped in a gingham world. Mom: Oh, look! I almost forgot about the darling little parasol it comes with!