Heart of the City by Steenz for December 12, 2000
Transcript:
Heart: How 'about this one, Mom? Mom: Heart, I don't think pink patent-leather is quite right for a Christmas dress. What do you think of this red velvet or a nice plaid taffeta? Heart: Blah! Bo-o-ring! A Christmas dress has to have flash! It has to have pizzazz! It has to say, "Hey, baby, let's rock it out like it's 1999!" Mom: Silly me. Here I was looking for a dress that said, "My what a sweet, pretty little girl." Heart: Oh, Mom, you are so Mary Engelbreit.
“Like it’s 1999!”
…She said in December of 2000.