Heart of the City by Steenz for November 28, 1999
Mom: Why aren't you doing your homework? Heart: I can't. Mom: You can't?! Heart: See, I'm supposed to write a paragragh on clown fish for science, right? So I go to log on to the internet to do a search. So, I'm waiting, waiting, waiting for the search home page thingie to come up, only it never does because I get this error message that says our server is down...so, I can't do my homework. You're not gonna actually make me look things up, are you? I don't know how to use a card catalog! This is gonna take forever! Mom: Into the past century, I will drag them kicking and screaming.