Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for November 30, 2007
Transcript:
"You ask if I've been naughty or nice, but is that question really an either/or proposition?" "I reject the premise of your question as it fails to take into account shades of gray." "I mean, is anyone truly entirely naughty, or entirely nice?" "'innocent until proven guilty' isn't a legal concept at the north pole, madam attorney." "Can I appeal your decision to a higher court?"