Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for January 14, 2003
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?It?s about time you get married and settled down, Mr. D. What about principal Sweeny?s secretary, Ms. Walmeyer?? ?Are you serious?? ?C?mon! I saw you sweet-talking her last week in the front office. I sensed some Chemistry.? ?I was asking how her HIP-REPLACMENT SURGERY went.? ?Hey ? those May-December romances can be quite passionate!?