Transcript:
"Who's that guy with the mustache?"
"That's your late, great-uncle Waldo. He was a CIRCUS RINGMASTER."
"How'd he die?"
"A truck carrying the world's fattest man, the lobster boy, and the bearded lady ran him over."
"...it was a freak accident."
Sounds like an old George Carlin routine: There was a freak accident on the freeway this afternoon. Two freaks in a truck ran over three freaks in a van!