Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for January 12, 2000
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"I read that owning a dog reduces your risk of burglary by FORTY PERCENT!" "Oh, well, we don't have much stuff worth stealing." "But we WILL! If we get a good-looking dog with a charming personality, we could easily get him work doing COMMERCIALS! That could make us some good money!" "So IF we ever get a dog, you'd want him to earn his keep?" "Absolutely! What good is an animal that just sits around like a bump on a log?" "If you're going to the kitchen, would you mind getting me a soda?"