I get those nasty e-mails “Hey! You! We’ve got a camera in your computer and have been videoing you – even when it’s turned off we can see what you’re doing and the sites you visit. Send ££££££ or we’ll make this public to everyone in your address book”
I just delete them, but have been tempted to say “Knock yourself out,”
Anyone who wants to watch footage of me eating crisps and binge-watching Netflix is an even bigger loser than I am.